Bila babah takde....

Ummi cuba utk jd yg terbaik... take over kerja2 yg biase babah buat pagi2 hari persekolahan.  Adoii, rase cm tak sukses jek... Mlm smlm ummi dah nangis (huhu... babah x de!).  Seb baik ada anak bujang yg sgt sensitif dan cepat perasan perubahan emosi ummi, lalu ditenangkan umminya... Ok, bertabah!

Tp Allah nak uji Ummi... (rase nak nangis lg...hahah).  Bangun dah awal (kul 5.00am.. tp kalau babah ada, ummi bangun lewat sket, 5.30 am, sbb babah bangun dulu... kuiii).  Kena prepare botol air bekalan anak2 (biase babah yang sediakan), kena prepare brekfes anak2 (biase babah sediakan), kena kejut anak2 (biase babah kejutkan)... Aiyooo, smpt ke ni??? Tak pe, ummi buat pelan2... insyaallah dipermudahkan.  

Yess, tepat 6.35am, everyone is ready! Yeayy!!! Boleh keluar awal... Ok, 6.58am dah smpai taska transit utk hanta beg baju anak2, then terus ke skolah Afiq.  Smpai2 dpan pagar kul 7.03am.  Ok gud.  Tiba2 afiq ckap, "ummi, ari ni patutnya afiq pakai baju senaman!" (sdgkan yg dia dok tgh pakai tu uniform skolah!!!) Ummi: gulp!! Darah dah mula nak naik ke kepala... ok sabar2... Ummi kan dah tanya banyak kali mlm td, ths morning afiq pakai baju apa??? Tenang please, fikir3x... mane boleh tenang, dah kul 7.05 am, nak anta kakak lg!! Ya Allah, permudahkan ummi. Amin. 

Bling!!! Teringat yg ummi letak baju sukan dia dlm beg taska, just in case ptg nanti Afiq ada latihan rumah sukan.  Yeay... seb baik taska & skolah Afiq dekat... Pusing stereng, terus pecut ke taska, ambik beg, pecut semula ke sekolah (while afiq tukar baju dlm kete... ) Tp mulut ummi pot-pet-pot-pet dgn nada perlahan (low note saje.... takut baby terjangkit jd garang... hahaha)... Alhamdulillah, at 7.11 am Afiq dah selamat dihantar ke skolah:)

Kakak? stress je... Ummi kata, it's ok kakak... paling lewat ummi kena gerak dr Taska (kena anta semula beg baju afiq ke taska)  nnt kul 7.15, sbb ummi need 7 minutes to reach your school from there... Ok, dia tenang sket.  (Tp dlm ati ummi, boleh ke 7 minutes like always, ari ni dah ujan sket... ).  Bismillahirrahmanirrahim... Ya Allah, semoga perjalanan kami lancar dan selamat.  Permudahkanlah kami....

And, alhamdulillah dlm keadaan hujan sket (ofkos jln jd jem sket), we manage to reach Assunta at 7.23am! Kakak diam, ummi tau dia stress smpi lambat :) 

Bg stengah org, ok la 7.23am smpai skolah... but not my kids... Both nak smpai skolah awal.  Kalau ikutkan semua nak be in school before 7.10am.  Bagus la, diorang x nak jd late comers... Menurun ummi & babah, x suka lewat... hahaha... aci dok masuk stetmen masuk bakul pagi2 ni???  

Moral #1 - Allah hanya menguji kita setakat kemampuan kita... Alhamdulillah.

Moral #2 -  Jgn manja sgt.... Bila skali skala asben ke luar stesen mula la nak stress x tentu pasal :P

Kisah orang Pompuan....

Sape la yg rajin nak tulih crite ni... Me, C&P jek... forwarded by someone to me.  Dengan ini saya mengesahkan fakta adalah benar... tidak ada yg tidak benar, melainkan benar2 belaka :) Huhu....


1. Kalau perempuan tanya : Lawa ke budak pompuan tu?
Makna tersembunyi : Siapa yang paling lawa? I ke, budak 
pompuan tu?

2. Kalau perempuan tanya : You dah makan ke belum?
Makna tersembunyi : Jom pi makan. Lapar ni!

3. Kalau perempuan kata : Lawa-lawa la baju kat sini, 
yek. Makna tersembunyi : Belikanlah untuk I.

4. Kalau perempuan kata : Rasa macam nak pening la.
Makna tersembunyi : Tolong picit kepala.

5. Kalau perempuan kata : Letihnya hari ni. Mana nak 
masak, basuh kain-baju lagi... Makna tersembunyi : Kita
makan kat luar jelah. Lepas tu, tolong basuh kain-baju
sekali, yek.

6. Kalau perempuan kata : Kita lebih sesuai berkawan
saja. Makna tersembunyi : I tak nak kat you. Tak 
paham-paham ke?

7. Kalau perempuan kata : I suka berkawan dengan you.
You baik,memahami bla bla bla... Makna tersembunyi :
Hish... I rasa macam minat sesangat kat you la. Rasa 
macam nak jadi awek you je.

8. Kalau perempuan tanya : You pernah tak teringatkan
awek you yang dulu? Makna tersembunyi : Kalau nak
gaduh, kalau berani sangat, sebut la nama dia depan 
aku.

9. Kalau perempuan kata : I sanggup berkorban demi
kebahagiaan you. Makna tersembunyi : Amboi! Aku kena
berkorban. Habih, hangpa dua ekoq gak yang seronok. 


10.Kalau perempuan kata : I tak kisah kalau memang
betul you nak kahwin lagi satu. Asalkan you 
berterus-terang dengan I, bersikap jujur dan berlaku
adil. Makna tersembunyi : Sapa kata aku tak kisah? Adil
ke tak adil, aku tak kira! Langkah mayat aku dulu
sebelum nak menikah lagi satu. Ini cuma contoh saja.  

BERJIMBA DI LANGKAWI PART 1

SEK2 KITO @ LANGKAWI : DAY 1 (8 MAY 2012)

Hamboi... bersambung2 episod cuti2 mesia ni yek.  But this one saya rasa among the most happening one! Mane taknye, my husben bg consent nak berjimba dgn BFF... tinggalkan dia n anak2.  Seb baikla suami2 kitorang sporting... Tengkiuu en suami... Love you!!! 

Langkawii.. here we come!!!  Seawal 4 am kitorg gerak dr Kuantan... Thanks to kak wan yg mendrive kan kami smpai LCCT... then we took flight to Langkawi :)  Haaa, kena buat 2 PART ntri kali nih, maklum byk yg nak ditayangkan... hehehe... Day 1 kami soping2 saje (xtvt wajib kaum wanita kan... takyah nak pelik sgt la ye :D), and Day 2 kami jalan2 posing sakan!

sesampai di LCCT... mmg muke memasing mcm paksa senyum jek!

 bukan setakat toya, kami semua lapar!!!! ingt smpai LCCT nak bekfes dulu, alih2 dah kena boarding... terus check in la... aduss, kena tahan lapo. seb baik ada bekalan roti n cekelat... alas perut la dulu!

kami semua kelaparan tahap dewa dah!

smpai di Langkawi Airport... ape2 pun carik keta sewa dulu!

carik punye carik, bargain punya bargain, we all pilih keta yg besar bonet, al maklum, motif dtg langkawi ni mesti la shopping!!

dpt je keta terus carik kedai makan.... lapooo!!!

 dan setelah isi perut, maka bermula lah episod cik kiah menerjah... nmpak tak tu, memasing dah menuju ke destinasi..woowooo... 

gile...gile...gile...

murah!! adoyaii, rambang mata....

kalau ikutkan ati, segala mak nenek pinggan mangkuk, periuk belanga nak hangkut, tp apa kan daya, kederat wanita yg lemah lembut lg bersopan tak mengizinkan ku... uwaaaa!!! (dlm ati dah naked, ops silap... nekad akan bawak encik suami one day utk hangkut yg bekenan di hati... hahaha).  so, apa yg termampu nak dibeli pada waktu dan ketika itu hanyalah coklat, coklat dan coklat :)

banyaknya pilihan coklat...

dan lagi...

kedai perfume plak....

haa... jgn tak tau, ada yg siap beli beg tambahan, disebabkan kesakanan membeli dan membelah!!

penat shopping?? jom check in..... kitorang stay kt resort area chenang, dan yg pasti mesti murah... bilik utk 4 org hanya RM180, dan kami sumbat smpai 5 org... apa kesah kan!!!

episod shopping bersambung lagi??? oh nooo, byknye kedai2... berderet2 sekitar resort we all tu! ok, nak beli apa ye??? hmmm...

ada org x nak balik selagi x beli baju mcm ni :)

tumpang posing kt 1 resort ni... cantik lamannya :)

ok... its makan time!!!  bismillahirrahmanirrahim....

lepas makan, jom masuk bilik.... zzzzzzzz...  Esok kami ada misi penting ok! Penting ke???
From langkawi with LOVE!!!

Cerita Ummi....What Women Want in a Man?

Believe it.... :)

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

Revised List (age 32):

1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

Revised List (age 42):

1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady ” splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

Revised List (age 52):

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers my name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

Revised List (age 62):

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why hes laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that its the weekend

Revised List (age 72):

1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet