I choose to be happy

I choose to be happy

Friday, March 9, 2012

DO YOU KNOW???

   




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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for
 

Blood plasma.

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No piece of paper can be folded in half 


more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
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Donkeys kill more people annually 


than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )

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You burn more calories sleeping
 

than you do watching television.
 
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Oak trees do not produce acorns
until they are fifty (50) years of age or older. 

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The first product to have a bar code 


was Wrigley's gum. 

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The King of Hearts is the only king 


WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE 

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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive 


from each salad served in first-class. 
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. 

 
(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!)
(That women are going the 'right' direction...?)


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Apples, not caffeine, 


are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. 

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Most dust particles in your house are made from 


DEAD SKIN! 

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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. 


So did the first 'Marlboro Man'. 

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Walt Disney was afraid 


OF MICE! 

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PEARLS MELT
 
 
IN VINEGAR! 

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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... 


but, not downstairs.
 
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A duck's quack doesn't echo, 


and no one knows why. 

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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush. 

 
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!) 

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And the best for last.... 


Turtles can breathe through their butts.
 


So.......................




Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on...
 and go move your toothbrush!!!

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